Explanation

  • An expression that can convey mild, genuine surprise.
  • However, it is *very often* used ironically or sarcastically to mean That's completely obvious, Tell me something I don't know, or I already knew that, and it's not surprising at all.

Origin

  • The phrase itself is quite old, appearing by the early 19th century, initially likely expressing genuine, mild surprise or prompting further information (as in You don't say? Do tell!).
  • The ironic usage became widespread in the 20th century, playing on the contrast between the literal words (expressing surprise) and the actual lack of surprise in the situation.

Alternatives

Slang/Informal (mostly ironic):

  • Ya think?
  • No shit, Sherlock. (Vulgar, sarcastic)
  • Duh. / No duh.
  • Groundbreaking. (Sarcastic)
  • Hold the phone! (Sarcastic, implies the 'news' is stop-the-presses important when it's not)

Vulgar/Emphatic (ironic):

  • No fucking kidding.
  • No shit.

Milder (genuine):

  • Is that right?
  • Oh, really?
  • Goodness.

Situational Appropriateness

  • Genuine use: Informal to semi-formal, sounds a bit dated but acceptable.
  • Ironic use: Informal. Can be perceived as rude, passive-aggressive, or condescending, especially if used with superiors or people you don't know well. Best reserved for friends who understand your sense of humor.

Misunderstanding Warnings

  • The biggest risk is missing the irony. Non-native speakers, or those less attuned to sarcastic tones, might take an ironic You don't say as genuine interest, leading to awkwardness when they elaborate on the obvious.
  • Conversely, someone using it genuinely might be mistaken for being sarcastic.

Examples

Genuine (less common):

  • A: Turns out, my quiet neighbor used to be a rock star. B: You don't say! Really?

Ironic/Sarcastic (very common):

  • A: (Pointing at pouring rain) Looks like it's raining. B: (Dryly) You don't say.
  • A: Studying helps you pass exams. B: You don't say.

Dialogue

Context

(Ironic)

Ken: Man, it's hot today. The sun is really strong.

Lisa: (Staring pointedly at the thermometer reading 100°F) You don't say.

Ken: Okay, okay, obvious statement. Sorry.

Social Media Examples

  • (Ironic) Tweet: Water is wet. You don't say. #BreakingNews
  • (Ironic) Comment: UserA: Turns out, procrastinating isn't good for productivity. // UserB: You don't say. 🙄
  • (Genuine, rarer online) Comment: UserX posts obscure fact. // UserY: You don't say! I never knew that, thanks for sharing!

Response Patterns

  • To genuine use: The original speaker typically confirms and elaborates: Yeah, he was the drummer for..., It's true!
  • To ironic use: The original speaker might realize their statement was obvious and feel sheepish, annoyed, or respond defensively (Well, excuse me!). Often met with silence or a change of subject.

Common Follow-up Questions/Actions

  • After genuine use: Ask for more details: Tell me more!, Which band?
  • After ironic use: The conversation often stalls, or the person using the phrase might follow up with a more direct sarcastic comment (And water is wet?). The person who made the obvious statement might backtrack or get defensive.

Conversation Starter

  • No.
  • Always a response.

Intonation

  • Genuine: Mildly rising or falling intonation, sounding genuinely intrigued. Stress might be on don't. You don't say!
  • Ironic: Often delivered with a flat, deadpan, or slightly lowered, drawn-out tone. Sometimes accompanied by an eye-roll or smirk. Stress might be even or slightly elongated. Youuu doooon't saaaay.

Generation Differences

  • Understood by most generations. The ironic usage is common, perhaps particularly enjoyed by Gen X and older Millennials known for irony, but widely employed.

Regional Variations

  • Used across major English-speaking regions (AE, BE, AusE, etc.).
Get out of here! (Expressing disbelief)