Explanation

  • A hyperbolic expression used to indicate waiting for a very long time, often implying impatience or frustration.

Origin

  • Simple, direct hyperbole. Forever means an infinite amount of time.
  • Using it in the context of waiting dramatically emphasizes the perceived length and tediousness of the wait, even if it's not literally endless.
  • This type of exaggeration is common across many languages.

Alternatives

Slang/Informal:

  • Waiting for yonks (UK/Aus)
  • Taking an eternity
  • This wait is killing me

Vulgar/Emphatic:

  • Waiting fucking forever
  • Been waiting for bloody ages (UK/Aus)

Milder:

  • Waiting quite a while
  • Waiting a long time
  • The wait feels very long
  • Been here for ages

Situational Appropriateness

  • Informal.
  • Suitable for everyday conversation but too hyperbolic and informal for official complaints or formal settings, where specific durations should be used.

Misunderstanding Warnings

  • Non-native speakers should understand that forever is an exaggeration and doesn't mean literally infinite time. It just means a subjectively very long time.

Examples

  • I feel like I've been waiting forever for this package to arrive.
  • We were stuck in traffic, waiting forever to get through the city.
  • He's taking so long to get ready; I've been waiting forever!

Dialogue

Maya: Is the doctor running late?

Noah: Seems like it. I've been waiting forever out here. My appointment was half an hour ago.

Maya: Oh, that's annoying. Did you check with the receptionist?

Noah: Yeah, she just said he's behind schedule. Guess I'll keep waiting.

Social Media Examples

  • Tweet: On hold with customer service... pretty sure I've been waiting forever. 🎶 [Hold music plays eternally] 🎶 #customerservice #waiting #frustrated
  • Facebook Status: Waiting forever for summer to arrive! ☀️ #needsun #longwinter
  • Instagram Story: (Picture of a long queue) Been waiting forever in this line! Send snacks! 😩

Response Patterns

  • Oh no, that's frustrating.
  • Tell me about it! (Agreement)
  • How long have you actually been waiting?
  • Hopefully, it won't be much longer.
  • Patience, patience! (Can be slightly annoying to hear)

Common Follow-up Questions/Actions

After someone says they've been waiting forever:

  • Express sympathy or shared frustration: Ugh, waiting is the worst., That sounds annoying.
  • Ask for context: What are you waiting for?, How long has it really been?
  • Offer encouragement or distraction: Maybe check the tracking again?, Want to grab a coffee while you wait?

After receiving a response:

  • The waiting person might elaborate on their frustration or the reason for the wait.

Conversation Starter

  • No.
  • Typically used as a complaint or observation within a situation involving waiting.

Intonation

  • Emphasis usually falls on waiting for-EV-er.
  • Often said with a sighing, exasperated, or complaining tone.

Generation Differences

  • Extremely common and used by all generations.

Regional Variations

  • Widely used in all English-speaking regions.
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