Explanation

  • All are informal or slang terms meaning very drunk or intoxicated.
  • Shit-faced, Hammered, Wasted: Very common, highly informal, imply a significant level of drunkenness, often to the point of impairment. Shit-faced is vulgar.
  • Blotto: Less common now, somewhat dated (peaked mid-20th century), implies oblivion or incoherence due to drink.
  • Soused: Also somewhat dated, implies being thoroughly soaked in alcohol.
  • Tight: Can mean slightly drunk or mean/stingy with money. Context is crucial. As drunk, it implies being noticeably affected but perhaps not completely out of control. More common in UK/older US usage for drunk.

Origin

  • Shit-faced: Vulgar slang, likely 20th century. Origin unclear, possibly hyperbolic description of losing control/making a mess.
  • Hammered: Likens the feeling of heavy drunkenness to being hit repeatedly with a hammer. Mid-20th century or earlier.
  • Wasted: Implies incapacitation, resources (mind/body) being uselessly consumed. Popularized mid-to-late 20th century, perhaps drug culture influence.
  • Blotto: Early 20th century. Possibly from blot (like blotting paper soaking up liquid) or related to oblivion.
  • Soused: From souse, meaning to pickle or steep in liquid (like pickling herring). Used for drunkenness since the 17th century.
  • Tight: Used for drunk since the 19th century. Origin debated; perhaps relates to the feeling of tension/constriction, or paradoxically from tight meaning close/friendly (as drink can make people), or even from being full (tight skin). Also means stingy/miserly.

Alternatives

Vulgar/Emphatic:

  • Shit-faced (already listed)
  • Pissed as a newt (UK/Aus)
  • Fucked up (Can mean drunk or high, or generally messed up)
  • Rat-arsed (UK/Aus)

Slang/Informal (Common):

  • Hammered, Wasted (already listed)
  • Plastered, Smashed, Sloshed, Tanked (up)
  • Juiced (up)
  • Boozed up

Milder/Dated:

  • Blotto, Soused, Tight (already listed)
  • Tipsy, Buzzed (usually implies less intense drunkenness)
  • In one's cups (Dated)
  • Lit (Can also mean excellent, context needed)

Formal:

  • Intoxicated
  • Inebriated
  • Under the influence

Situational Appropriateness

  • Shit-faced: Highly informal, vulgar. Avoid in polite company or professional settings.
  • Hammered, Wasted: Highly informal. Okay among friends, but not professional.
  • Blotto, Soused: Informal, dated. Might sound quaint or old-fashioned.
  • Tight: Informal. Be very clear from context whether you mean drunk or stingy. Less common for drunk in US now.
  • General rule: Avoid slang terms for drunkenness in formal or professional environments. Use intoxicated or under the influence if necessary.

Misunderstanding Warnings

  • Pissed: Critical difference between UK/Aus (drunk) and US (angry).
  • Tight: Ambiguity between drunk and stingy. Context must be clear.
  • Using very vulgar terms like shit-faced in the wrong company can cause offense.

Examples

  • He drank a whole bottle of vodka and was completely shit-faced.
  • We all got hammered at the wedding reception.
  • She doesn't remember anything from last night; she was totally wasted.
  • Grandpa told stories of getting blotto during shore leave. (Dated)
  • They came home soused after a long night at the pub. (Dated/UK)
  • He was getting a bit tight after just two beers. (Slightly drunk) / Don't ask him to pay; he's really tight. (Stingy)

Dialogue

Person A: How was Dave's birthday party?

Person B: It was wild! Everyone was having a great time. Dave himself got completely hammered, though.

Person A: Oh really? Was he alright?

Person B: Yeah, his friends took care of him, got him home safely. He was just really, really drunk by the end of the night. Definitely wasted.

Social Media Examples

  • Tweet: Work Christmas party was messy. Pretty sure half the office got hammered 🥴 #workparty #hangover
  • Instagram Story poll: How wasted did you get last night? [Scale 1-10]
  • Facebook post (perhaps older relative): Remember Uncle Jim getting completely soused at cousin Emily's wedding? Good times. (Use of 'soused' indicates older speaker or specific dialect).
  • Reddit comment: Don't text your ex when you're shit-faced. Just don't. #drunktexts #regret

Response Patterns

  • Concern: Oh wow, is he okay? / Maybe someone should get him some water.
  • Amusement (if context is light): Haha, sounds like a fun night! / Classic!
  • Disapproval: That's not good. / He needs to slow down.
  • Relating: Yeah, I got that wasted last month.

Common Follow-up Questions/Actions

After hearing someone is very drunk:

  • Ask about their well-being: Are they safe? / Did they get home okay?
  • Ask for details (if appropriate): What happened? / What did they do?
  • Offer help (if present): Should we get them some water/food?
  • Discuss the events leading up to it: How much did they drink?

Conversation Starter

  • No. These terms describe a state and are used within a narrative or description, not typically to start a conversation.

Intonation

  • Often said with exaggeration, disapproval, amusement, or as a simple description, depending on context.
  • Stress usually falls on the main word: SHIT-faced, HAMMERED, WASTED, BLOTTO, SOUSED, TIGHT.

Generation Differences

  • Shit-faced, Hammered, Wasted: Common across many adult generations, perhaps especially Gen X and Millennials.
  • Blotto, Soused: Associated with older generations (Baby Boomers or earlier).
  • Tight (as drunk): More common in UK, potentially older generations in US.

Regional Variations

  • Shit-faced, Hammered, Wasted: Widely understood in most English-speaking regions.
  • Pissed (meaning drunk): Primarily UK, Australia, NZ. Means angry in US/Canada. VERY important distinction.
  • Legless, Paralytic, Rat-arsed: More common in UK/Aus/NZ.
  • Tight (drunk): More prevalent in UK English.
  • Blotto, Soused: Usage has declined generally but might be recognized.
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