Explanation

  • Used as a preface to indicate that the speaker is omitting details and providing a concise summary of a longer account or explanation.
  • Signals I'm skipping the full narrative and giving you the conclusion or the main outcome.

Origin

  • A literal description of the function: making a potentially long story short. It became idiomatic through common usage, likely in the 19th or early 20th century.

Alternatives

Slang/Informal:

  • TL;DR... (Too Long; Didn't Read internet slang, often written but sometimes spoken, used exactly like 'long story short')
  • The short version is...

More Formal:

  • To summarize briefly...
  • In essence...
  • The main outcome was...

Situational Appropriateness

  • Very common in informal and semi-formal settings.
  • Generally acceptable in most everyday work conversations.
  • In highly formal reports or presentations, To summarize or In brief would be preferred.

Misunderstanding Warnings

  • Quite straightforward. Learners mainly need to understand it signals a summary is coming and details are being skipped.

Examples

  • We missed the train, had to wait an hour, then the next one was delayed... Long story short, we were three hours late.
  • There was a lot of back-and-forth negotiation, but long story short, we got the contract.
  • Why did I leave my job? Well, long story short, my boss was impossible.

Dialogue

Anna: How was your date last night?

Ben: Oh boy. Well, first she was late, then she spilled wine on me, then her ex showed up...

Anna: Wow!

Ben: Long story short, there won't be a second date.

Anna: Yikes! Okay, fair enough. But tell me more about the ex showing up!

Social Media Examples

  • Facebook Post: Had an epic adventure trying to assemble IKEA furniture yesterday. Long story short, the bookshelf is now firewood. #DIYfail #IKEA
  • Tweet: My thoughts on the latest tech keynote? Overhyped features, incremental updates. Long story short: save your money. #Tech #AppleEvent
  • Reddit Comment: Why did I move cities? Job offer, relationship ending, needed a change... long story short, it was complicated but worth it.

Response Patterns

  • Listeners typically wait expectantly for the summary.
  • Nods (Okay, Gotcha).
  • Sometimes mild curiosity about the omitted details (Oh really? What happened?).

Common Follow-up Questions/Actions

After someone says Long story short...:

  • The speaker immediately provides the concise summary.
  • The listener takes in the main outcome.

After the summary is given:

  • The listener might accept the summary (Okay, got it).
  • Or, if interested and time permits, they might ask for more details (Wait, go back. Why did you miss the train?).

Conversation Starter

  • No. Used to condense information within an ongoing conversation or narrative.

Intonation

  • Said fairly quickly, often with a slight dip in intonation.
  • Emphasis can be on LONG and SHORT, or just said evenly.
  • Often followed by a brief pause before the summary.
  • Long story short... (pause) ... he got fired.

Generation Differences

  • Widely used by all generations. TL;DR is much more common among younger generations familiar with internet culture.

Regional Variations

  • Universal in English-speaking regions.
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