- Vulgar Australian and New Zealand slang meaning to suddenly become very angry, annoyed, or irritable; to lose one's temper or have a tantrum.
Explanation
Origin
- Shits is vulgar slang for diarrhea. Metaphorically, having the shits can mean being in a foul mood, agitated, or (in some contexts) scared.
- Crack suggests a sudden break or onset.
- So, crack the shits means to suddenly enter a state of extreme annoyance or anger, like having a sudden bout of agitation.
- Likely emerged in the latter half of the 20th century.
Synonyms & Related Expressions
Alternatives
Slang/Informal (Less Vulgar):
- Lose it / Lost it
- Flip out / Flipped out
- Get pissed (UK/Aus/NZ = angry; US = drunk) / Get pissed off (Universal = angry)
- Fly off the handle
- Hit the roof / Hit the ceiling
- Blow up / Blew up
- Go mental (UK/Aus/NZ)
- Spit the dummy (Aus/NZ childish anger)
- Chuck/Throw a wobbly (UK/Aus/NZ have a tantrum)
Vulgar/Emphatic:
- Go fucking ballistic
- Lose one's shit
- Go apeshit
- Fly into a fucking rage
Milder/Standard:
- Get angry / Become angry
- Get annoyed / Become annoyed
- Lose one's temper
- Become furious / Become enraged
- Have an outburst
Situational Appropriateness
- Highly informal, vulgar slang.
- Use only in very casual settings among close friends or peers who are comfortable with coarse language.
- Absolutely avoid in formal, professional, polite company, or any situation where vulgarity is inappropriate. It's offensive to many.
Misunderstanding Warnings
- Highly vulgar and geographically specific. Will likely offend or confuse people unfamiliar with the expression.
- The literal imagery related to shits is unpleasant and contributes to its vulgarity.
Examples
- Dad cracked the shits when he saw the dent in his car.
- Try not to be late again, or the boss might crack the shits.
- I completely cracked the shits when my computer crashed and I lost all my work.
Dialogue
Ben: How did the meeting with the client go?
Anna: Not great. They found a mistake in the figures, and their CEO cracked the shits.
Ben: Oh mate, seriously? What happens now?
Anna: We have to fix it by tomorrow morning, or we could lose the contract.
Social Media Examples
- Private message: Dude you won't believe it, my landlord cracked the shits cos the lawn was 1cm too long.
- Humorous Tweet (Aus/NZ context): The coffee machine is broken this morning. Pretty sure half the office is about to crack the shits. Send caffeine! ☕️ #WorkLife #MondayMood
Response Patterns
- If someone has cracked the shits: Attempting to calm them, avoiding them, expressing surprise (Wow!), commenting on the anger (He really lost it).
- If warned someone might crack the shits: Taking heed (Okay, I'll be careful.), expressing concern (Oh dear.).
Common Follow-up Questions/Actions
- Asking about the cause of the anger (What set him off?).
- Discussing the angry person's reaction.
- Avoiding the angry person or trying to mitigate the situation.
Conversation Starter
- No. Describes a reaction or warns about a potential reaction.
Intonation
- The phrase describes an angry outburst. When reporting it, the speaker's tone might be neutral, dramatic, amused, or warning.
- Stress usually falls on crack and shits.
- He absolutely CRACKED the SHITS.
Generation Differences
- Used across various generations in Australia and New Zealand where slang is common, perhaps more prevalent among working-class speakers or younger to middle-aged adults in informal settings.
Regional Variations
- Primarily Australian and New Zealand English slang. Unlikely to be understood or used elsewhere.